Racist

Again, I would have to discriminate to be a racist, like, seriously guys you tapped my phone and you're making me sit here and listen to you while you explain to me shit that I do not want explained and then refusing to explain the things I DO need explained and it is just taking a really long time. Like, we're communicating at the speed of "pitch" and I am actively in pain as we are doing this. Less now, but still.

Hym "Do I use slurs ALL THE TIME? Yes. Will I stop? Probably not. But do I 'Descriminate on the basis of race?' NO. Never. Would I call you a slur to your dumpy cracker face? Yes. Because YOU are not Joe Rogan. And I can probably get away with it. But there still aren't enough white racial slurs. I do like pinky. But am I racist? No. I'm 'an equal opportunity offender.' I will insult anyone and everyone and I will also call them slurs REGARDLESS of race."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

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A racist in your neigboorhood

Person 1. I heard bill is a backyard racist

Person 2. What is a backyard racist?
Person 1. A racist in your neighboorhood

by Reesegarcia.blainemn May 21, 2024

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Opportunistic Racist

The Opportunistic Racist follows the same mantra as the Preferential Racist, but is completely self aware of the hypocrisy and doesn't care since their goals are to weaponize grievances in a "rules for thee, but not for me" fashion. The Opportunistic Racist will use tactics such as cry bullying, tu quoque, misdirection, gaslighting, etc to paint their opposition in a bad light. However, they would do any of those same exact same things themselves and not see it as a problem. It's a form of projection, and a weaponization against their opponents of their preferential racism and hatred. They are essentially a more directly malicious version of the Preferential Racist. It is not uncommon to see these people as full time Grievance Grifters / Race Hustlers.

See Preferential Racist
See Crybully / Cry Bully

Opportunistic Racist: You need to pronounce Serra Heideonslanik's name properly! You don't care enough to pronounce it correctly, because you're racist!
Opportunistic Racist a week earlier: Steve Willawollabingbang is an idiot and I hope he get's hit by a car! How could anyone have given him that position?! (Actual name: Steve Williams)

by ApplesPotatoGardner November 21, 2023

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