Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)

Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.

by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019

Squeeging

The act of discharging period blood

My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night. I'm pretty sure shes squeeging this week.

by Jenziyte September 30, 2019

Squeeted

When you squeeze so hard you shart.

I squeeted, like Christopher said, then I realized it wasn't just air.

by Abbyt93 December 15, 2019

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Squeeze cup

Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.

Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !

Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.

by Real Phacts June 27, 2020

squeepers

Male genitalia

“She grabbed me by my squeepers.”

by Slightlyawesome May 29, 2020

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020