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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.
Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024
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Big daddy moe farm shed special

Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet
Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special
by Puto Suave January 31, 2024
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the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.
- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !
by Ima Potato June 1, 2024
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Aussie Term for Thunder (Rumbling Thunder Noises)
David: Wow, Who’s Muckin around in the Shed?
Graham: That’s the Thunder, haha!
by NobodySleeks27 November 11, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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