salactating

when your mouth is lactating with saliva

im totally salactating!

by sannvann July 28, 2011

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.

Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer

by johnmillions February 8, 2014

Salad Boy

The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.

"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."

by buttchugger69 April 26, 2015

salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!

I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!

by RunLacey December 6, 2015

salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac

Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date

by RayRay723 December 13, 2015

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.

"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"

by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016