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by Cqndy May 30, 2018
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Police Your Brass

To clean up the condom and wrapper after sex
Make sure you police your brass to make sure you don't like a total scumbag the next time a lady is over.
by Jokster November 7, 2012
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Police

Fucking dirty ass pigs that kill innocent ppl in their spare time yk when their not committing federal crimes and getting away with it.

-Madison Brown (the one bitch that will STOMP on ANY republican/conservative/Nazi/anti maskers face anytime of the day)
“Hey, didn’t you hear about the guy that got killed in his OWN garage bc the neighbors saw a black man and thought that he was trying to jump the car and steal it bc yk they’re racist?” - some random chick
“Nah man, the news doesn’t cover shit like that because their trying to cover up racism in the police force, bc yk NOBODY needs to know that the police are fucking PIGS!!” Other random chick with a 🧠
by BLMfuck12 December 30, 2020
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stupid police

You dude those police officers are fucking stupid man
Why bro what they do
They gave me a fucking charge of rape
That's fucking shit man
Stupid police: fucking idoits who need another fucking job
by Spartanman112 November 23, 2016
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Juul Police

A juul police is someone that always catches people while juuling. They can also try to get people to stop juuling
“The juul police always knows when you are juuling.”
by Murphy Bennett December 19, 2018
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Rage Happens? Cool Police

Possibly the greatest band ever.

Rage Happens? COOL POLICE
person 1: Dude i just saw the best band ever
person 2: Rage Happens?
person 1: COOL POLICE
person 3: Rage Happens? Cool Police!!!!!
by dudenumbertwelve May 21, 2009
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policeman's ball

The little thing dangling behind a policeman's gun. They sometimes come in pairs.
If he hadn't pulled his gun on me so quick, i'd have kicked the policeman's ball.
by Piers Lentle February 25, 2008
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