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Phantom Friend

Simple to perform, produces hilarity for hours. First, turn on your video camera. Next, you engage in anal sex with your partner, but bring a friend secretly. Make sure that you are near a window. As you are about to dispatch your men, pull out and let your friend in on he deed. Try not to let her notice. Run outside to the window and make a silly face at her. Hilarity ensues. Ten points.
While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.
by Andy, the burninator February 16, 2005
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Phantom Menace

So basically your doing a girl in the ass-just before you come you pull your dick out of her ass, spit on her bak, then when she turns around and think your done you come in her face.....
by Paul Coffee October 7, 2009
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phanco

A name given to someone that has no friends.
Phanco never knows what she is talking about.
by Eric Mize August 2, 2004
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phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...
Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...
by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009
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Phantom text

Feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket, even though it's not.
"Why does he keep looking at his phone?"

"The post-break-up stress disorder psychic-dols oodles embody themselves as phantom texts, dude. Give him a break!"
by Cass-y-Uli-that October 12, 2010
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Phantom Heart Syndrome

It is a Poetic Phrase connected to Phantom Limb Syndrome (the perception of sensations, usually including pain, in a limb that has been amputated) .The Term depicts about Humans without Heart believing that they have Heart inside , In Short "Activities of a Person with No Heart"
Adolf Hiter suffered with Phantom Heart Syndrome
by Rjv Ernesto December 26, 2011
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pink pandora

epicely awesome drug that gets you high as fuck
Damn man did you get some of that pink pandora last night? That shit was awesome!
by Rozabel November 6, 2013
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