Deez Nuts

yet another way to be an asshole

Example 1:

T: Primi was that the doorbell?

P: I dont know, go check nigga!

P: Who was it?

T: Deez Nuts!

Example 2:

T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?

P: What?

T: Deez Nuts!

P: pendejo.

Example 3:

T: Did you hear what happened today?

P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?

T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"

P: You said it first.

T: Tell it to the judge homo.

by T-Money&trade January 19, 2009

nuts haven't dropped

young, inexperienced, green

A baby boy whose testicals haven't appeared yet.

" That punk don't know shit! His nuts haven't dropped! "

by doggbutt September 24, 2003

elephantitis of the nuts

An extremely cool photo opportunity. See elephantitis for the dieseise itself. See rotten.com for some cool pictures of this.

Wow gumba, those are huge. If your dick wasn't equally massive I'd think you had elephantitis of the nuts.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

mutts nuts

Polite version of dogs bollocks, usually the only version you would use at dinner, when meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time.

Thanks for dinner Mrs x, I thought those meatballs were the mutts nuts.

Nice car Mr x, The bentley really is the mutts nuts of motoring isnt it ?

by legs akimbo April 11, 2007

fag nuts

1.someone who is being a douche or acting in a doucheness fashion.

2. Another name to call your good friend.

1.
Nerd- Hey do you guys want to go to the science museum.

Homeboy- Shut up fag nuts, lets go get some of dat shiz from dat bitch on the corna.

2. Hey there fag nuts, whats good?

by that chubby kid over there July 18, 2009

busting nuts

That sweet moment of relief and relaxation

Example. "I can not wait to bust nuts after work!", said Nick

Or John said,"I'm going to be busting nuts! All kinds... Of nuts".

by Nuts by Nick May 14, 2014

kicked in the nuts

When a person uses their foot as a weapon to inflict damage and/or pain to another man's scrotum.

This guy at the bus stop kept jokingly asking me to show him my tits. Finally, I had my little brother come with me one day. The next time he joked around with me, I had my little bro kick him in the nuts so hard he puked! I have to say...I thoroughly enjoyed watching him get kicked in the nuts!

by jenny0901 August 25, 2009