Germish American

A person of both Irish and German heritage.

Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.

A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.
So what's your ancestory?

I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?
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Estro-American

According to recent surveys, Estro-Americans are 75% better at multi-tasking than their male counter-parts.
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american pipeline

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline
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Buccaneer-American

Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
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American Eagle

a less expensive version of abercrombie. american eagle doesn't have a brand stamped on every single one of their shirts. that's what i like about it.
they have the cutest skirts. i love their beach skirts, they work really well w/ converses.
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american idiot

President George W. Bush, who's from Texas and brings down the entire quality of the state
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american dream

The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.
Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.
by Jules1967 August 17, 2004
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