Person1: "Hey, what resolution is that TV?"
Person2: "720p, cheapest high definition screen I could get"
Person1: "Isn't 720 kinda hard to look at?"
Person2: "Maybe if you were less than 2 feet away"
Person1: "Ah, makes sense"
Person2: "720p, cheapest high definition screen I could get"
Person1: "Isn't 720 kinda hard to look at?"
Person2: "Maybe if you were less than 2 feet away"
Person1: "Ah, makes sense"
by floofy neko cutie September 23, 2020

"Put your Bitmoji here with a heart to support people in hurricane Harvey"
"Aw man don't be the #2 definition of Faggot"
"Aw man don't be the #2 definition of Faggot"
by FagmastaG September 4, 2017

Definition of a definition is
Defining one’s definition by definition of a defined definition in a define way that is defined by the definition.
Defining one’s definition by definition of a defined definition in a define way that is defined by the definition.
by Sued oiname June 6, 2024

Person 1: Let me find the definition of this word.
Person 2: Use Urban Dictionary
Person 1: OK
TWO HOURS LATER
Doctor: You'll be alright
Person 1: dbhhnjrvbesijokdjrbhenjdjr
Person 2: Use Urban Dictionary
Person 1: OK
TWO HOURS LATER
Doctor: You'll be alright
Person 1: dbhhnjrvbesijokdjrbhenjdjr
by AdmiralSupreme June 1, 2018

The Definition of of Definition lol.
by MEINPAPISTyolyoylyoyllilialaia February 22, 2024

by RealFakeMealRake January 8, 2021

A definition of a definition is a stupid oxymoron that has not stopped pissing me off since I started thinking about it and should just die.
If you were to give background to something or give the meaning to a word that would be the definition; so when you define the word definition you create a sentence that contradicts itself, thus questioning yourself if it makes sense, resulting in your brain confusing itself, and furthermore not letting you think about anything logical for the next thirty minutes.
by Vodnik110 October 19, 2017
