noob moment

To have a particular moment in time where you go blank and are very amateur at a certain thing.

I was trying to figure out 2 x 2 when I had a noob moment and could not figure out the answer.

by EnragedTadpole May 6, 2009

noob pwnd

To be pwnd by a noob

Dude that guy just got noob pwnd

by Eoy February 28, 2008

lol noob

A destructive word that only pros use. Only to be used in dangerous situations.

Kyle I like you
Jeff lol noob
Kyle *dies*

by yes-hi-hello April 3, 2020

Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009

yammie noob

a complete legend who is a double Daytona slayer and is going for round 3

''have you seen that guy yammie noob on youtube recently?''
"Yeah, didn't he just drop some fire merch."

by yeetmaster5720 May 13, 2019

ogl noob

a person whos at the bottom of the noob food chain...a downsie

stfu ogl noob and lick my taint

by mattus August 12, 2003

noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

by DemonLlama August 24, 2008