you like bagels
someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy April 17, 2023
1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.
2.) a bagel of hoot.
2.) a bagel of hoot.
by nochillbill February 06, 2016
by Hippiechef July 26, 2016
Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...
What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?
by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 06, 2020
The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
by RVRGUY September 02, 2022
Representing the pint-sized personification of manlet rage and standing shockingly small at 5 foot nothing, Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan rose to short-lived infamy when he threw a hissy fit extraordinaire at a Long Island Bagel Boss in 2019. After falsely claiming that the friendly female cashier had smirked at his comically dwarfed height, Chris "Sissy Manlet" Morgan was recorded by amused onlookers as he was instantly overwhelmed by manlet rage and went on a childish tirade, furiously ranting about how women (understandably) hate him due to his sensationally stunted stature and egregiously evident Napoleon complex. Subsequently to being asked by a much taller customer to calm down and grow up, the rageaholic turbo-manlet petulantly proclaimed: "Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father, or my boss!" - only to then transform into a tiny, little hamster when a heroic manmore made short work of the midget monstrosity and tackled him. Helpful height enthusiasts later found his now defunct YouTube channel featuring many similar videos which triggered an escalating series of well-deserved trolling sagas, eventually culminating in the Bagel Boss Manlet being cut down to size (more so than he naturally was) and thereby stopped short of realizing his delusional dream of following in the microscopic footsteps of ill-famed celebrity turbo-manlets such as Tiny Tom Cruise and Kevin "Homunculus" Hart by becoming just another high heels wearing comic relief Hollywood Oompa Loompa manlet.
Materialistic manlet: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HIGH HEELS?! Manmore: Cease your manletspeak and don't go Bagel Boss Manlet on me. Here, bounce around on this stress ball and dry your tiny tears with this tampon, you silly, little manlet boy.
by ManletDepreciator September 18, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025