i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 03, 2023

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

by July 29, 2024

We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023

Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 14, 2016

Brat needs correction

When a male lolicon shows anger/ frustration/ dissatisfaction towards a horny/ spoiled/ noisy/ annoying/ disobedient loli brat — such as when she is sexually inducing/ seducing/ teasing him with a smug ass grin on her face — so he needs to "correct" her behavior by raping her in standing-doggy-style while grabbing her arms, and her legs also don't touch the ground. Like an adult punishing a child for their wrong behaviors, but as a kink/ fetish for lolicons.

S-Stop Teasing Sensei 💢💢💢!!
Brat Needs Correction 💢💢!!!
Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

by Lyotokuda August 10, 2024