the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

matt fabish

A broken sol who enjoys wearing a leather equine mask while being whipped by an obese domanatirx while sitting on a road cone covered in hot sauce. Otherwise know as fat mabish

I got so fucked up last night I got matt fabished

by Blackbeard6969 October 8, 2019

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.

Matt The Photographer is really cool

by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017

Matt Cox

A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.

If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.

"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"

by EdtleScars September 4, 2017

Matt Prior

A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.

I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape

by Melvanlew October 1, 2017

Matt Bly

Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well

Look at that Matt Bly, he's about to break another world record!

by Mister Josh April 5, 2017