A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 01, 2017
by Josh17921 June 22, 2018
matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018
A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019
A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 30, 2020
Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well
by Mister Josh April 04, 2017
A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.
Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.
Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.
by Cockgobbler July 03, 2019