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loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
mugGet the loser cookiemug.

Loser

something someone says when they like you or has feelings for you
abby: noooo
conner: yes loser come on
by otwtofuckyobitty March 1, 2021
mugGet the Losermug.

The Loser Squad

The loser squad is made up of an undetermined amount of people, anywhere from 10, to 500, the leader can sometimes be a Vanessa or a Juice lenethy. They are great being with powers to be the most obnoxious and can do nearly anything, most of them are furries. ew. or artists wowo. Congrats, the more you know.
The Loser Squad walked onto campus and everyone started to die.
by KeirTheKing July 8, 2018
mugGet the The Loser Squadmug.

Evil Losers

Terrorist affiliated with IS, Al Qaeda, or any other religious or political group.

Term coined by President Donald Trump after Araina Grande concert bombing in Manchester.
Trump said: "So many young beautiful innocent people living and enjoying their lives murdered by evil losers in life. I won't call them monsters because they would like that term. They would think that's a great name. I will call them from now on losers because that's what they are."
by So Fluffy May 24, 2017
mugGet the Evil Losersmug.

Loser

by Echothefreak December 7, 2024
mugGet the Losermug.

hurtin loser

a hurtin loser is a big fag, these people often stick fingers in their asses, sometime they even go for the whole fist.
sometimes these people call for other hurtin losers so they can feel better
EX. Hurtin losers called and they want you.

This can apply to anyting. Another example is

Hurtin hockeygames called and they want this on or every hockey game in creston is hurtin so it doesnt matter
by bob vila January 23, 2005
mugGet the hurtin losermug.

Hey loser

Best friend greeting.

When you’re best friends and it doesn’t matter how you talk to each other because you’re secure in the fact that you are practically family
Hey loser! Download this app so we can chat at work.
by Jen Shus Band May 21, 2024
mugGet the Hey losermug.

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