Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<

person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.

by RileyKay May 26, 2024

Kittenism

The word for describing those who adore cats!

He/she is suffering from severe kittenism!

by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders May 17, 2018

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

tickle the kitten

1. Finger fuck

2. Finger bang

The movie was so bad I had to tickle the kitten to keep her entertained

by Plentyoff June 27, 2014

kittens whisper

The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop

Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened

by ElPedro December 2, 2021