july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11

bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight

by lil.e.ramen November 2, 2019

July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.

Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th

by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021

July 13

This is the most meaningful day to me because it’s when me and my Wife first got together P.S. You will find the one you just have to keep looking

Hey Babe it’s July 13th happy 1 year!

by The_luckiest_man_in_the_World. October 10, 2021

No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020

July 17th

the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!

Person A: When’s your birthday?

Person B: July 17th!!

Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..

by Chaiilatte June 19, 2023

July 2th

If you were born on this day you are gorgeous outside and in the inside
You are also cute and protective, you are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

"Wait, are you born on July 2th? Daaaaamn, you must be amazing"

by Fiku Miku January 21, 2021

july 13th

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.

"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."

by ilovelara July 12, 2021