NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers

Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.

by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11

bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight

by lil.e.ramen November 2, 2019

July 2th

If you were born on this day you are gorgeous outside and in the inside
You are also cute and protective, you are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

"Wait, are you born on July 2th? Daaaaamn, you must be amazing"

by Fiku Miku January 21, 2021

July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.

Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th

by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021

July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous

"its july 26, hot people are born on this date

by parishdl November 26, 2021

No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020