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NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers
Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.
by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019
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July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019
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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)
Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020
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July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous
"its july 26, hot people are born on this date
by parishdl November 26, 2021
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july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11
bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight
by lil.e.ramen November 2, 2019
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July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.
Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th
by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021
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July 13

This is the most meaningful day to me because it’s when me and my Wife first got together P.S. You will find the one you just have to keep looking
Hey Babe it’s July 13th happy 1 year!
by The_luckiest_man_in_the_World. October 10, 2021
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