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kharma police

Based off of the radiohead song the kharma police are spiritual police officers who roam the earth dishing out punishment for those who have done misdeeds and rewarding those who have done good or kind deeds.
1. Come out of a restaurant to find your car has been crapped on by 1000's of seagulls you say "Damn, the Kharma police got me!"
by doug_soup March 9, 2014
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Police

The police force is one of the biggest gangs in the world
by The Big Dee December 3, 2022
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Arrow Police

A judgmental person who ridicules persons who have violated the direction or flow of the arrows on the floor systems in stores during the COVID 19 pandemic.
This arrow police old lady is accused me of going the wrong way down an isle at my grocery store
by anonymous January 25, 2024
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Spacer Police

Spacer Police is a group of keyboard warriors, most of which are living in their mom's basement, that have a very false believe with absolutely no known proof that mortar racks with spacers are much safer than mortar racks without spacers.
Most of this small group of misinformed individuals love to blab their mouths on social media hiding behind a keyboard while spewing misinformation based on absolutely zero proof of their claims. They are clearly jealous of someone's success and since their opinion is more important than anyone else's, therefore it must be truth rather than opinion. If you try to disagree with them and even provide proof that with or without spacers, there is massive inherent danger with mortar shells, and distance is the only safe barrier, you immediately become subject to name calling defamation and slander across all the pyro social media pages and platforms.
Moral of the story don't be a part of the Spacer Police. It's ok to have your opinion, but don't be giant douche bag because someone doesn't agree with you or is more successful than you.
All mortar racks should have spacers; they are much safer and will hold together in the event of a cato. Racks without spacers are dangerous and will blow apart, says everyone that is badge holding member of the Spacer Police.
by pyroguru July 13, 2025
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andy summers the police

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police
by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022
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