Goth/Chav Apocalypse

The upcoming Goth/Chav Apocalypse which will encompass not only England, but the the entire WORLD! (i know which side ill be on, dont know about you...)

"Brapp, we'il av' ya'll dirty emo scum! Il phone ma brovaz, im tellin ya!" (The build up to the inevitable Goth/Chav Apocalypse...)

by samm wells February 29, 2008

Christian Goth

Christian + Goth = Christian Goth.

I don't understand. If you are truly walking with God, why would you want to engage in a lifestyle that glorifies darkness?

Who is a Christian goth?

by aishtamid September 16, 2008

oh my goth

Oh My Goth! is a comic book by cuban artist Voltaire. It's basically poking fun at the gothic subculture, which is far too easy and cliche, but he manages to pull it off in a very humorous and clever way. If you say "oh my goth" in place of "oh my god/gosh" on a regular basis in any sense ever, you are a moron.

Oh, my goth! I'm so depeched, I need the cure.

by smackdaddydave September 28, 2004

maxi-goth

Derived from the term maxi-goth or maxigoth, but to describe a large/overweight Goth.

Look at the backtits on that maxi-goth; her corset is several sizes too small.

by Specimen Sample November 4, 2007

closet-goth

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.

1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.

by Meth December 11, 2003

thicc goth gf

An individual who is constantly thinking about death, death to themselves and/or other people. Probably cut themselves, Watches a lot of hentai, Big booty & Big titties, Does a lot of drugs, Has a lot of emotional problems. (Is over obsessive most times)

Hey look at that thicc goth gf

by Firecracker817 January 1, 2018

poser goth dike

Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.

What happened to Jenna?

She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.

by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006