deema

the most amazingly beautiful name in the whole wide world; sexxxxx

Deema is fucking sexyyy

by hilarioushahahahaahahahaha October 19, 2008

deemsters

a substance that makes you travel through infinity

I was backstage blazing deemsters before I bgocked those kidz.

It is croosh to get stank-faced on deemsters.

by Brownstein October 10, 2005

december 30

It’s your time: lose your virginity day. The year is almost coming to an end, grow those balls!

Remember December 30, at Jenna’s place? Unforgettable

by jagar57 October 15, 2019

Deemsters

Slang for DMT or DiMethylTryptamine

Yo Yo Yo, Look who has a fat rock of motherfucin Deemsters!!
Or.
Yea motherfuckers, Im bout to smoking the fuckin deemster right here.

by midi October 24, 2003

December 25

People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.

However, there are some drawbacks, which include:

-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke

-Being too religious

-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.

-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’

-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain

The advantages are as follows:

-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.

-Respect.

-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.

Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.

by shitweasel October 26, 2019

delectable

This word has several meanings. I'll elaborate.

1. It most often means pleasing to the taste. As in, 'Wow, honey. This meat loaf is positively delectable!' Sometimes this is shortened to simply 'Delect.' The meaning stays the same. As in, 'Wow, Michelle! These cookies are delect!'

2. Delectable can also mean very good, cool, awesome, sweet, kickass, sick, groovy, etc etc. Basically, an expression of goodness. Example. Trey:'Dude, Vire, I just pwned some noobs!' Vire:'Delectable!' Also, this can, and is often used in a sarcastic way. For example... Ryan:'Hah, dude. I just kicked your ass.' JL:'Delect, Ry.'

1. 'This seaweed salad is absoloutely delectable, Michelle!' 'Dude, your dad makes a delect fondu.' 'I don't know what I would do without my delectable energy drinks..'

2. 'You look positively delectable this evening, dudette.' 'This rocket launcher is fuckin' delect, man!' 'Delectable ride, bro.'

by Jean-Luc B AKA Vire January 24, 2006

December Fools Day

December 21, 2012 The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.

THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.

Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.

by clintonk March 5, 2011