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Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
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crush relish

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.
Yo, I'm going out with the boys to crush relish at the bar.
by Hotyeet November 10, 2019
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Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
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Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want
1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."
by shleeisme November 5, 2010
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Talent crush

When you are severely infatuated with someone primarily due to their overwhelmingly mind-boggling talent. More impactful than puppy love, less tremor-inducing than soul mate.
Oh man I have such a talent crush on Nicholas Cage
by DaRealEgonSchiele July 5, 2016
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cunt crush

A name for a straight woman who has a crush on another woman. This also applies to a straight woman who wants to fuck another woman or who have fantasies about it.
Sara: "Dude, I think Desiree is a lesbian she is totally staring at my tits"
Nikki: "No she has a boyfriend, I think she just has a cunt crush on you"
by d'sbucket December 14, 2010
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Crush one

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.
Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
by Brown Bear 3000 July 10, 2012
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