Cooper

If your have this first name you are either a dog, a small car or a very short and sad, whiteboy.

Ex 1: Wow Cooper is such a great dog, does he know any tricks?
Ex2: I just got a brand new Mini Cooper, and boy can it go!
Ex 3: Have you met that new kid Cooper? He looks super depressed

by Bose-seelium May 12, 2018

Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Cooper

OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck

it massive i was in it last night

thanks cooper it justine

Cooper dick is huge

by justine firman March 3, 2025

Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"

by Person with a job February 12, 2023

Cooper

Cooper is a man who is tall, black haired, moderately skinny, and who has a cute voice. Cooper usually shows his feelings in a way that may come off as uninterested, but he is actually crazy for you. He blushes a lot and your friends TOTALLY ship you guys together. He is charming, unperfect, caring, and kind.

Friend1: Ooooooh~ Cooper
Friend2: Y/N and Cooper sitting in a tree-

Brother1: Hey Cooper, any updates on Y/N?

by dudelookatdisdood April 24, 2022

Cooper

Cooper is an amazing guy. He cares for others and is amazing at it because he has a lot of hidden personal problems. He's not usually the tallest, blue eyes and brown hair. However, even with boring features, he's an absolute charmer and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He's an artistic genius. He has a dark sense of humor because it covers up his pain. Cooper is an amazing friend and an even better lover. He'll always treat you right and is never going to sugarcoat anything. He always seeks the truth. Don't make Cooper mad, as he's unpredictable, however he will keep his cool in arguments unless it is with people close to him. If you have a Cooper in your life, never let him go.

This is my boyfriend, his name is Cooper.

by Corbmac November 23, 2021

Cooper

if you know a Cooper, you are very lucky.. Cooper is usually tall and has blue eyes, and is very good looking and very athletic Cooper is also the realest, coolest, funniest, most true person you will ever meet. He will also be the best boyfriend you will EVER have! You can trust him with anything.. he will never tell anybody if you dont want him to he is also very good with girls and doesn’t find it hard to impress and show off in front of them.

Oh there’s Cooper I can’t believe how good looking and funny he is.

by Daddy😤✊🏿 November 23, 2021