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Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.
Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”
by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018
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penis clam

Also known as a Geoduck (gooey duck) the penis clam uses its long shaft of a neck to filter the salt water into clean water to deliver it to its base hidden deep below the sand
Wow did you know the shaft of the penis clam can grow up to 3 feet.
by Caramel22 September 12, 2021
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Showing clam

When a cis woman accidentally shows off her private area, like when a gust of wind blows up her skirt.
“I was minding my own business on a windy day but then I noticed I was showing clam for all to see.”
by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021
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ramming the clam

A slang term used for female masturbation, esp. when using a sex toy such as a vibrator.
Dude, I accidentally walked in on my sister ramming the clam last night. I'm going to be having nightmares for months.
by aoedima June 10, 2012
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Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 27, 2011
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clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)
She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.
by Gagaster August 31, 2011
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Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.
Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!
by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023
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