chicago bob

defined: the primal act of taking a woman from behind whilst her head is in a toilet

Girl he took me from behind while my head was in the toilet, he gave me a real Chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

outside chicago

You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."

by HustleSTL February 2, 2017

Chicagoed

Absolute and utter pain caused by server lag.

"FUCK, another FUCKING CHICAGO, if I get CHICAGOED one more god damm time I'm throwing my fucking controller through my wall".

by Bgdshd December 20, 2021

Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.

Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Chicago housing authority

Blacks? Maybe, I don’t know.

Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”

Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”

by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023

Chicago Cubs

The team people are thought to be insane if they root for after over a hundred years of no titles or championships, and people still root for them anyway, because winning is not the point of everything in life.

Not many other sports teams would keep people rooting for them after not winning for so many years, a lot of people would abandon a different team than the Chicago Cubs.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021