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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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Chicago Style Driving

Chicago style driving is the action of driving the opposite direction of a NASCAR track, often used a formal excuse for trolling or when someone forgot the proper direction. The style invented by the roblox player UptightEpicman22, published by Secured_Noodles and pingo_boi
Driver 1: “You’re driving the wrong way stop it”
Driver 2: “I’m Chicago style driving
by Secured_Noodles September 22, 2025
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West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD

Detroit-based Insane Gangster Disciples set formerly active around West Chicago Rd. and Wyoming. Known for the “2-15-19” BOS tag and a crooked “I” symbolizing “Insane.” Their graffiti clashed with local Vice Lords over turf and respect. Likely defunct.
“The West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD left their mark with ‘2-15-19’ tags, but most of their walls have been painted over since the city cleaned up the neighborhood.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.
"Did the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop meant nothing to you?"
by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025
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Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)

Chicago gang known for gobbling glizzies by licking the tip of the glizzy before eating it and throwing your head back to swallow it in one sitting.
Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).
by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025
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Chicago Shiver

The sexual act of busting a load inside a condom, freezing said condom thus creating a cumsicle. Then the condom over the cumsicle is peeled off. The now peeled cumsicle is to be repeatedly inserted inside the woman (or man) until completely melted.
Jerry's friend: "Hey Jerry are you and your wife still trying for a baby?"

Jerry: "Yeah but unfortunately I leave for the nightshift before she gets to bed. I'll just leave a Chicago Shiver in the freezer for her."

Jerry's friend: "Remember, if she ain't peelin she ain't feelin."
by M1keH0nch0 November 29, 2025
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