Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

wife beater

the clothing normally worn by the residents of trelander or newcastle

string vest

by poosemon April 8, 2003

bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007