I like bagels

you like bagels
someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
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hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.
yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.
by nochillbill February 06, 2016
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Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.
Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome
by Hippiechef July 26, 2016
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Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...
What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?
by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 06, 2020
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CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.
by RVRGUY September 02, 2022
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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sawdy bagels

Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels
by Maroon'n'Black November 24, 2008
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