Stoner

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.

Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?

Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc

by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018

Liquid Stoner

Someone who gets diarrhoea from smoking weed

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner”

by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015

stoner run

Any time you order delivery or carry out or you go somewhere to eat between the hours of 11:30 and 4:15

Craig and I went to Taco Bell for a stoner run last night.

by TheHarbringer July 12, 2015

Stoner

A person usually named Brynn or something similar that talks about how rarely they light the devils lettuce but have a huge collection of cannabis products.

Brynn is such a STONER

by Hardy hat hat April 25, 2021

summer stoner

When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.

Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."

by sidetoside July 29, 2017

stoner baddie

a bad bitch that also partakes in large amounts of the devils lettuce. aka; a stoner baddie.

“omg she’s such a stoner baddie”
“literally baddie vibes, what a stoner baddie”

by hoebae420 April 15, 2022