Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Rubber Bullet

Sex move where you shoot your load so hard the condom pops off, usually the rubber hitting your other; hence a bullet.

"Sex was so boring last night I decided to give my bitch a rubber bullet"

by UrbanElf April 1, 2025

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Toe the Rubber

When you are trying to put on a condom, you drop it, and she picks it up with her toes.

I dropped my rain jacket last night, and before I knew it, I saw her toe the rubber.

by Mothcleaner April 29, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025