Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
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Screen: "Chicken Jockey on the box arena"
Audience: Chicken Jockey!!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Cleaners(later on): Dude, I genuinely wanna quit my job right the flip now! Popcorn's everywhere!!!
Audience: Chicken Jockey!!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Cleaners(later on): Dude, I genuinely wanna quit my job right the flip now! Popcorn's everywhere!!!
by catty box April 22, 2025
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Video Poster: We got kicked out because of Chicken Jockey, I dont know why they had to ruin our fun.
Movie Theatre Manager: Because we have our fucking rights and nobody wants to clean up after the shit ton of popcorn and other stuff you threw.
Movie Theatre Manager: Because we have our fucking rights and nobody wants to clean up after the shit ton of popcorn and other stuff you threw.
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Person 2: I don't know, man.
Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
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Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
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