Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016

Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.

Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 6, 2021

Grid-zombie

Grid-zombie- A human being that fears "deautomatization" and continues, constantly in the habitual psychological structures that organize, limit, select, and interpret perceptual stimuli. I.e.; limiting one's self to a very confined "comfort zone" of location and behavior. See: Steel cocoon.

I traveled 6,000 miles on foot and by thumb, from one end of this land to the other, sleeping in the woods, while all you grid-zombies traveled 12,000 miles, in your rolling, steel, cages in a 7.5 mile radius from your steel cocoons.

by kdelik May 23, 2019

zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

Gym Zombie

Someone who blindly shows up at the gym every day/week at the same time and does exactly the same workout / routine.

Look at the clock; its 5:25 and Randy in limbering up outside the Fitness Center waiting for the doors to open. He lifts 5 days a week doing the same workout. What a Gym Zombie.

by TimeToFap November 2, 2016