Throat thirst mania

TTM it means when your girlfriend is on her period and she very horny and she sucks your dick with vengeance, leaving your balls and shlong wet very wet.

Hey babe I'm ready for your throat thirst mania rumble.

by Noscrapmetal September 17, 2020

Karen Throat

Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.

I have Karen Throat and my kid is sitting on the G-Dam bench.

by Dank Chamois September 19, 2020

Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

by Holla11 November 6, 2020

Lucifers throat

when you have your partner gargle and drink a bottle of tobasco sauce and then give you a blowjob

your mom gave me a great lucifers throat last night

by Ilovemybabe31216 October 1, 2020

Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 2, 2020

Throat Candy

Fat dick.

That guy probably has some fat throat candy.

by yaboy1212233131 October 6, 2020

Slug Throat Fuck

When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.

John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!

by GBWOW September 4, 2017