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Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.
while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow
by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010
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Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022
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Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice
Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home
by King leo69 January 26, 2021
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Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick
‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin
by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018
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Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"
by Rappin James February 3, 2023
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The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.
Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him
by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023
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Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.
Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.
by Al Ham November 21, 2011
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