English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio

Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid

by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020

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english wikipedia

an english version of the world's most favorite website

person 1: hey why is this chinese wikipedia?
person 2: type english wikipedia
person 1: thank you very much

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

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English or Spanish

What you say to make somebody freeze mid second.

Friend 1:’English or Spanish?’
Friend 2:’English”
Friend 1:’move if your gay’

by Pen farmer June 19, 2024

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English A Levels

Suicide.

Joe: I’m gonna take English A Levels
Mama: Oh no! Are you ok???

by Taco_Jesus October 7, 2021

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Asshole-English

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.

He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

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A phrase said and written by Tamils in protest of making Hindi the official language of India after independence from the British. This phrase was first started by Sage Chackravarti Rajagopalachari.
They protested because Tamil is a Dravidian language and Hindi is Indo-Aryan, so most Tamils understood English better than Hindi.
Hindi and English eventually both became the official languages until 1965, when English was removed.

"You are talking Hindi? Hindi Never English Ever!"

by Vishrudh Mayurasunu March 27, 2024

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