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Top off Tuesday

Your girl or guy or partner has to take their top off in person or over a FaceTime or call
Partner 1 : hey it’s top off Tuesday

Partner 2 : dang you got me *takes top off*
by Top off Tuesday January 12, 2021
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Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed
by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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Big Gay Tuesday

The day when it is gay to not be gay. On this national holiday everyone is gay for a day.
Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".
by Big fat biden February 8, 2022
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Yo-Chi Tuesday

A compulsory day in which the fellas hit up their local Yo-Chi every Tuesday unless serious commitments prevent them from doing so
What day is it today? Yo-chi Tuesday!
by PinkAlpaca23 April 11, 2022
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Yo-Chi Tuesday

A compulsory date in which the fellas hit up their local Yo-Chi unless severe commitments prevent them from doing so
Today is Yo-Chi Tuesday!
by PinkAlpaca23 April 11, 2022
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