Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic

"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

Gamer Depression

When a streamer/gamer who has a huge fan base, all of a sudden thinks that they are “sad” and “depressed”, when in reality they are profiting off of homosexuals.

Dick: You heard Dreams new song? I think he is trying to say that he is sad.
Chad: No, Dreams not sad, he just has gamer depression.

by wakapepo June 6, 2021

Dirty Gamer

1) When you've been sat in the same spot, playing the same game, wearing the same clothes for longer than a week and are beginning to gain a hefty collection of Mountain Dew bottles filled with your own stale pee.

2) When you can expertly switch from VR to Vporn while still gaining XP.

3) When you play them ugly ass online flash games.

4) When you sell your own pee, bath water and chewed gum online.

"Have you seen Phill?"
"No, not seen him in days... Dirty gamer"

by JellybeansPlease April 21, 2020

Gamer IQ

A form of low IQ people who have failed in life use to define mild success in a video game.

Esfandtv (twitch streamer and degenerate) I have high gamer IQ look at me play this easy game, I'm doing so well.

by JackSmitTheslipperySticks February 27, 2023

Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.

"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

gamers choice

a caffeinated stoug made go australia to satisfy a drinking gamer having the advantages of brawls and guiness in one drink.

"man i've been playin call of duty for hours i need a gamers choice and a cone"

by leigh_of_kent April 19, 2008

Classicist Gamer

A person who really worships retro gaming to unhealthy levels and tend to harass or bully people for liking modern or indie games. They will either be classicist Nintendo or classicist SEGA fans. Tend to also be weaboos.
There is also an alternate twitter exclusive breed called Classicist Cartoon Fan. These tend to be the people who describe every modern cartoon as cal-arts and suck off Teen Titans.

God why can't classicist gamers shut the hell up and let people enjoy things. I get retro games are good but there are bad games in every generation retro doesn't automatically equal masterpiece and modern doesn't automatically equal shit.

by KickPunchItsAllindaMind April 5, 2021