Jungle Homo

The gym bro/gym rat that while spending way to much time at the gym, avidly admires other men's bodies. The Jungle Homo is not necessarily a homosexual, but is as close as it comes.

Mainly used as an insult.
Why do so many jungle homos always show up past 8pm.
by DavidCanMooCanU March 16, 2021
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Itchy Jungle

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.
He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.
by NowahsFriend November 17, 2010
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jungle justice

When one takes matters in their own hands
My friend was having problems getting his car back from a girlfriend. The car is in his name. He purchased the car. She stop paying the car note, and refused to give the car back. He said I just have to (go jungle justice) and get my car keys or car back…
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Jungle bitch

A white female that only has Sex with black guys
"Is daylan single? " "you don't stand a chance; she's a jungle bitch"
by Youknowchase November 30, 2017
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Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
by LillithofHell December 03, 2023
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Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.
Jungle John only pulls 10s
by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022
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Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025
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