B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
Get the Bare Minimum Bullshitmug. a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.
by bmb1455 December 7, 2022
Get the tasty bullshitmug. Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”
James: “Thats big word bullshit”
James: “Thats big word bullshit”
by big brain energy August 13, 2019
Get the big word bullshitmug. An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise. They're both weak in opposite ways. It's a lot like choosing between a junkie and a drug dealer, neither candidate is better or worse, they're both as much part of the problem as everybody else.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Get the Bullshitmug. "What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"
"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."
"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."
by Ghterttrr March 28, 2019
Get the Bullshitmug. by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
Get the Baked Bean Bullshitmug. Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?
by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025
Get the Lesbo bullshitmug.