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butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.
1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)
by jd September 2, 2003
mugGet the butt slowmug.

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps
by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020
mugGet the Slow whinemug.

Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.
Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!
by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024
mugGet the Slow davemug.

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.
Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."
by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
mugGet the Slow Potatomug.

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017
mugGet the Slow-bromug.

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
by treyweeezay November 16, 2013
mugGet the surprise slow headmug.

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