retard chill

A fierce tremor that courses through the body with rapid force. Usually removes all forms of motor skills for a few seconds, pre- and post- chill. This can be very dangerous and should it occur while driving and/or holding a beverage, you are fucked.

Stacey: What just happened to you, man?
Rachel: That friggin' retard chill just snapped my brain stem.

by Stacey Boots April 30, 2008

Fat retard

A fatass retard

“Hey you know that nigga Blake Williams, that one fat retard?”

by Thatoneniggathatwantstodie June 25, 2019

Buenos Retardes

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

retard convention

A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.

Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention

by Sped man October 12, 2016

Sugar Retarded

A slur for a person who is diabetic or has abnormally high blood sugar.

What are you, sugar retarded or something? Always trying to overdose on those syringes of incline.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018

Horseshoe retardation

When you're so retarded it becomes based

Person 1: ''If it was WWII right now, and the US would be fighting against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, you would support the latter two?''
Twitter user: ''Since I oppose the US, yes.''
Person 2: ''Wow, you have horseshoe retardation,''

by Resterez May 29, 2021

Internet Retard

Basically a person who is retarded, can't type correctly, and should not be on the internet.

This is a review on newegg I read about a refrigerator.

"nice gold drinks for my bedroom/ media center/ gammer area

white Reviewed By: MidnightFang on 9/13/2009

Rating + 5

Tech Level Tech Level: somewhat high - Ownership: 1 day to 1 week

This user purchased this item from Newegg

Pros: i love this fridge ive wanted one forever and now i own this nice frige, keeps my drinks ice cold.

Cons: NA

Other Thoughts: buy this for a dorm or a bedroom its great to have. "

The person who reviewed this is considered an Internet Retard.

by windowsfuckingseven May 31, 2010