police

Enforcers of the law. Contrary to definitions given for the police on these pages, most police are just doing their job, protecting you from the crazy fuck who wants to break in your house, take a shit on your favorite rug, piss in your Mountain Dew, smash your keyboard through your monitor, and screw your dog. Of course there's corrupt police, the ones that take bribes and believe one race is morally superior than the other, but hell, the checkout girl at Wal-Mart might be a member of the Fourth Reich and the KKK and might be plotting to hack your credit card number, find your house, and torch it. Racist, corrupt people are everywhere, not just in the police force. So get off your ego trip about how police are tehz sux0rzzzz because they confiscated your bong and sent you off with a warning. Serve and protect, guys. One motherfucker in America, at least, respects all ya'll.

Billy: Man teh police iz pigz they took my bong and told my mommy and now i wont get my $250,000 Ferarri for my 18th birthday

John: Dude stfu, go buy another bong and don't light it up in front of the police station next time with your middle finger up

by nunsgetnakedforjesus April 25, 2008

penicular structure

Shlong, cock, fleshy meat rod, dick

Suck on my penicular structure you stupid whore!

Lick my ass and suck on my penicular structure slut!

by Uberpimp March 18, 2005

police your butt

To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.

Hey man, you should police your butt.

by tbp010101010 March 6, 2010

Straight Panic

When a straight man suddently gets a terror and anxiety inducing feeling, while respectfully looking at a woman he deems attractive.

I-.. what do I do!? I just saw HER and.. and .. I- I- I think I having 🌟Straight panic🌟.. help me please!

by eFFect7x June 3, 2021

panic! at the disco

A band composed of cyborgs created by MTV to send subliminal messages which trigger homosexual thoughts in teenagers.

Male Teen 1: Hey man have you heard that new band Panic! At The Disco?!
Male Teen 2: Yeah their lyrics are so catchy!
Male Teen 1: OMG I know dude!
Male Teen 2: What does "poise" mean?
Male Teen 1: Hey let's make out.

by fata1 November 9, 2008

grammar police

annoying trolls on forums like youtube and yahoo answers who just LOVE to ostracize those whose hands may have slipped while typing on their keyboard.

Internet User: had the worlds ended yet?

grammar police: *Has *world. Your grammar sucks ass.

see troll.

by ~WhiteSakuraizuka~ October 22, 2011

Midget Time Police

Time Traveling midgets, that come from the future to fight crime.

"dude hide the weed!! Its the midget time police!"

by John Kocalis July 4, 2006