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Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.
1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.
by do_it_good April 11, 2011
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 15, 2011
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Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.
I got a new pair of dick peakers.
by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012
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Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.
Be right back I go pack my bags.
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Back!
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You: Welcome packed!
by mirage107 January 13, 2012
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Butty packer

A person who drives frustratingly slowly, assumed to be driving for leisure or out on a day trip somewhere. Usually older than 50. Synonym for 'Sunday Driver'.
"Look at that twat. Rover 75; AA stickers in the back window and driving about 3 MPH. Butty packer."
by emopm January 28, 2012
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snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus
Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!
by the ber queen August 1, 2013
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snow-packed shake

when you pack someones tires with snow. Nick Vavrik and Tristan Rooney are assholes,
Yeah dude Nick and Tristan totally gave Justin's Ford Taurus a snow-packed shake
by AYYYYYBOIIIITAHAHAHAHA December 21, 2013
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