the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Unfollow me,right now!!!

A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.

Manchild: bananas are good!

Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! August 18, 2022

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

Now

You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀

I'm now tired of you people someone end the quarantine these ppl r bored outa their mind

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner

N-17 now is nathan having a boner

by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019