Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

by Megstalean July 23, 2016

rule number 17

If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.

Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.

by ivebeenbroken September 19, 2023

prime number kylie

Someone who is Blonde. A girl who doesn’t understand the concepts of prime numbers. Someone who thought prime numbers where composite numbers.

Guy1: Ugh you don’t know what primer numbers are, you’re such a prime number Kylie

Guy 2: I know dude :(

by Someone who likes pigs September 8, 2021

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.

I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.

by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022

Number theory riots

A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.

Did you hear about the number theory riots?

by Bro 2012 May 8, 2022