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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
mugGet the sea saltmug.

Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance
Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022
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salts

smiled a little then stopped

salts is like lmao or lol
Person A „*said something funny but not that funny*“
Person B „salts“
mugGet the saltsmug.

booger salt

by john stromboli September 7, 2020
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Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he gets super mad.
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
by futuresponJ April 5, 2025
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Salt curry

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.

never hang around someone in this state.
friend1: piss off you fat twat

friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!

If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
by bazingalover February 8, 2024
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The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex
Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
by Oh honey no May 11, 2019
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