by rizu October 06, 2003
by AC603 March 31, 2008
Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
by Fapking October 30, 2011
When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.
by K Siddy August 18, 2005
Crying while masturbating.
Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.
"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."
"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."
by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009
Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders
"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"
"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get
"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get
by surfwax December 14, 2007
When you have become so tired of something/someone, that it is making you sick. Something that mothers often say to their misbehaving, ill-mannered children.
Mother: Tony, I am so sick 'n tired of your shit lying all over, that it has made me sick to the point of vomiting in last nights casserole. I just dressed it with ketchup, so fuck you!
by Zob Rombie June 30, 2016