Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011

n-kake

a cheap advertising trick

"In this room i caught my dad and uncle..."
"...playing the new nokia mobile gaming device."

by rizu October 6, 2003

fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy September 7, 2005

Flog 'n Sob

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

shit-n-get

Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders

"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"

"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get

by surfwax January 5, 2008

wot n tarnation

A meme that exploded in 2017. Tarnation originally came from a slang word for "damnation," which began in the 1700's.

Many people will take a picture of something and add a cowboy/country hat to it and say something that typically ends in "-tion."

tar·na·tion
noun & exclamation
used as a euphemism for “damnation.”

"wot n tarnation?"

by wotntarnation March 7, 2017

suck n fuck

when some hoe sucks your dick and you fuck them down the throat at the same time, making a chewbacca sounding noise.

hey wanna suck n fuck?

by d5unk November 28, 2019