July 18

Slap a bitch day slap a bitch day is a day when a bitch say sum dome shit u can slap that hoe

Her: who closes the door on a bus

Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy

Her: y u do that

Me: it’s July 18

by Yourmomfavoritemexican November 22, 2021

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.

Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th

by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021

July 9th

Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.

July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.

Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.

So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.

If you were born on July 9th thank you.

by Cloud 24 June 24, 2023

NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers

Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.

by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019

July 28

July 28, 2021 is the day when the official rickroll hit 1 billion views!

I can’t wait to celebrate National Rickroll Day on July 28!

by rickroll enthusiast July 28, 2021

july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11

bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight

by lil.e.ramen November 2, 2019